Boo Boo: (two long slow blinks) What.
M: Fine Boo Boo. Start off that way. Great. This is all about you, and you give me that.
B: (in a marginally nicer tone) What?
M: I had an idea. I'm aware that you think that the blog's been a bit light on the Boo Boo content lately, so I was thinking...(whispers confidentally in Boo Boo's ear, making occasional animated hand gestures)
B: Will there be Pounce involved?
M: Well, duh. It's not like you do anything out of the goodness of your tiny shriveled little prune-sized venal black heart, you grasping mercenary.
B: So, lots of Pounces then.
M: (sighs) Yes, Boo Boo.
B: mmmmmkay. Now go.
B: Okay, you're still here,
M: It's just that, well, I have to buy a new inhaler today, because of well, how...and...um... you are really really close to my pillow and I am allergic to you.
B: How close?
M: Well, you're practically on it now, and well, I saw a kitty sized impression on it yesterday before I went to bed. Perhaps that's why I was gasping and wheezing all night.
B: That pillow?
M: Boo.
B: Was it the size of a kitty with a "tiny shriveled little prune-sized, venal, black, grasping mercenary heart"?
M: Did I say that?
B: I think you did.
M: Have a nice nap on my pillow Boo. I'll be getting my refill now. See ya later. Thank you for agreeing to answer any and all questions submitted by your fans (mutters under breath "you nasty little extortionist"). I'll send Josie up with the Pounce before we leave to go pick up my inhaler.
And so, Boo Boo has agreed to answer any and all questions sent to us before October 20th. I KNOW. Such magnanimity on his part. Such copious amounts of Pounce I've volunteered to disburse on my part. All this in honour of his birthday. He was born about a year ago, and came to live with us just before Halloween last year. So, let's look back to Boo Boo's first appearance here, and think about how now it seems people would prefer all Boo Boo all the time.
I think I need to go lie down for a while.
Please email your questions, on any subject, and Boo Boo will answer. Send to hellomarlagood at hotmail dot com. All will be answered and posted at the end of October. Some, will, no doubt, be smacked down. Some will, no doubt, cost me more Pounce than others.
Please note that he is a rotten little black kitty cat, and nothing he says is to be consrued as real advice in any way, even if he quotes Einstein or somebody really smart.
