Monday, November 05, 2007
Cats and Dogs
Boo Boo: "THE FLASH! JESUS HAROLD CHRIST, YOU WITH THE FLASH ALL THE TIME!"
B: "That's better. Where is it?"
B: "She. Where is that driveling hoary mephitic domesticated canine?"
M: "You've been in the Thesaurus again."
B: "Well? Where is the slavering hirsute malodorous beast?"
M: "Why? Do you care? Are you worried about her?"
B: "It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us, we can dodge an elephant, but we can't a fly."
(Josh Billings, American Humorist, 1818-1885)
M: "And you've been on that quote site. What's your point? You want to know where Molly is? She's spending the night at the vet's - she had another surgery on her eyelid today. Wait a minute...awww! You miss your friend, don't you! You really do like her, don't you!"
B: "A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him."
(William Kunstler, 1919-1995, American jurist, self-described "radical lawyer" and civil rights activist)
M: "That's not exactly refuting my statement. I think you two are going to be friends some day! Oh, Boo Boo. I do love you."
B: "The cat could very well be man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it."
(Doug Larson, middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)
M: "She'll be back tomorrow Boo Boo."
B: "Great. Then I shall remain on the sofa and lick my privates in peace."
at 10:12 PM